Great MYTHS of MATH Mind...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:

• Smart man + smart woman = romance


• Smart man + dumb woman = affair


• Dumb man + smart woman = marriage


• Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC:

• Smart boss + smart employee = profit


• Smart boss + dumb employee = production


• Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion


• Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH:

• A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.


• A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS:

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS:

• To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.


• To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY:

• Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:

• A woman has the last word in any argument.


• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  
  

Hwakakakak......Do you agree????

Regards Extraordinary!

Wuryanano

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